You're fired!

Never have this kind of experience before.

原來要開除一個人還真不簡單
該考量的 還真多

還好影響面在控制中
下決定兩天
三天內就叫他回台灣

速戰速決
不拖泥帶水

記得看過ㄧ篇管理文章
"組織內若有不適任的人員
應該要及時處理
這對彼此都好
留著對其他成員及組織本身都是負擔
對他自己是浪費時間
不如讓他早點離開 另謀出路"

真難......

Push, push, push... 

苦力

看起來真的很苦
拉著 推著 細長木製的板車
上面堆滿了不知名ㄧ箱箱的貨

板車不寬
從容的穿梭在 人群 攤販 車輛中
不用 也無法 用牛
因為巷道太窄 牛過不去

記得有ㄧ次比較晚離開辦公室
下樓後發現騎樓棚子下整整齊齊的睡滿了人
原來他們全是離鄉背井外出工作
白天工作 晚上8 ,9 點準備好行軍床,棉被
就睡在市集騎樓下
睡醒 白天繼續工作

苦力 真的很苦…

神奇罌粟小公園

星期日閑來無事
冒著鼻孔烏黑之險
換上球鞋跑步去

路邊的牛
歪嘴嚼草看著我
"素神經病嗎?"......

附近有個小公園
平常經過矮矮的圍牆
可都沒啥機會進去

公園不大 ㄧ圈大概是200公尺
想想 跑它個幾圈 應該不錯

打開小門 (可能是要防止牛進去吃草唄) 走了進去
咦! 別有洞天
有花有草 還挺不錯的哩

跑啊跑著
竟喵見種著 罌粟花!!!
第一次撇見是在LA的一個私人花園裡
也是因為跑步 (真巧!)
不過 這次的比較大棵
而且已經結果實了
呵呵呵......

不期
兩個肚子微凸的阿三晃進來
光天化日 兩個大男人 手牽手 逛花園?
怪了

忘了ㄧ提
印度男人喜歡手牽手
過馬路 逛街 閑晃
搞不懂為啥

那兩傢伙 竟然晃到罌粟花前
咭哩咕嚕不小得再說啥
"該收成囉!" Maybe...

本人到還喝過鴉片呢...
ㄏㄏㄏ

在一月展覽時
攤位裡有熱茶和咖啡供應
該死的代理商每天在咖啡機中加了黃豆大小的鴉片
"It's the energy boost for customers and my staffs!" 他說
不過老實說
還挺香的

洗臉

洗臉
是再不過疏鬆平常的一件事
可卻成為在印度讓我最爽的事

DEHLI空污排名第一
即使它號稱有最多的CNG (carbonized nature gas) 交通工具

出門最普遍的交通工具就是三輪車(偉士牌改的)
可想而知
鼻孔 就成為身體的空氣濾淨器

怎麼形容呢
試著用炭筆去通鼻孔

這還不打緊
你的臉更是髒
烏漆抹黑的
當地人可能還好
因為皮膚黑 看不出來

Open an account

被英國統治過
銀行體系應該頗為健全
嘿嘿
全新的體驗

Had a meeting with the interior designer and told him "By 11AM sharp!"
However, he's still late and they always have tons of excuses.

When they told you "one minute" and that means 10 ~15 minutes.
They say "10 minutes", which means one hour!
If they said "30 minutes", then you can leave and remember to make another appointment.
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After met the designer, I have to go down stair for opening the bank account in order to have the $ from HQ.
Well, Nehru Place is a commercial area and many public and private banks are located bear by.
Public bank is owned by the government...
So, 有一切公家機關該有的
老舊的門面　裝潢　桌椅　傢俱
連員工都老
像極了小時後的戶政事務所
凡是推託
當然事情沒辦成

民營銀行應該會好些
故事是這樣發生....
Me: ＂Excuse me, I would like to open an account.＂
Teller: ＂Sorry, you have to go to the other branch around the corner.＂

Walked to the other branch and...
Me: ＂Excuse me, I want to open the account.＂
Man behind the counter: ＂Ok, the man in green sweater can help you!＂

The man in green sweater: ＂what can I help you, sir?＂
Me: ＂Yes, I would like to open the account for the company.＂
The men in green sweater: ＂Oh, I see and the gentalman next to you can help you on it.＂
Me: ＂#$&*$#**, ok!＂

The gentalman: ＂Sir, what can I do for you?＂
Me: ＂I want to open the account for the company.
This is the permitted letter from Reserve Bank of India and shows we can establish the liaison office here.＂
The gentalman: ＂Liaison office?! Sir, it takes long time to process your application and that needs alot of paper work. Sorry, we cannot open account for you!＂

What the fxx.....
耍我
令人生氣

氣不過　
又走回原本的ｏｆｆｉｃｅ抱怨

The lady: ＂Sir, that's not possible! You may consult Mr. Rajiv and he can certainly help you on it.＂
Huh??!?
姑且再試一次
Then Mr. Rajiv was very kindly helping and explaining me every single detail.
He even personally filled out the application form!

Before I left the bank,
狠狠的瞪了剛才耍我的那三個.........